Apr
29
Written by:
Roy Turner
4/29/2009 11:15 AM
When I was growing up there was a great TV series hosted by Leonard Nimoy, the tag line went something like “ Lost civilizations, extraterrestrials, myths and monsters, missing persons, magic and witchcraft, unexplained phenomena. "In Search Of...” cameras are traveling the world, seeking out these great mysteries.”
One of the great mysteries created by the current economy is the existence of “THEY.”
I know you have heard about this elusive group. After all, THEY are responsible for this mess. THEY should be put in jail. THEY are no different. THEY voted for Obama. THEY voted for Bush. THEY are not coming to Surf Expo.
He wait a minute, I do not have to travel the world to answer that last one. Can you be more specific as to who THEY are? No, I am sorry I do not know THEY. Funny there is no THEY in our database. Could you provide a store name or last name? It seems that when individual names are presented, we most often find that those individuals are coming to Surf Expo, just as many have done for the past 30 years.
Amazing even when presented with actual evidence that specific individuals and stores are registered to come to our show, certain groups still do not believe that THEY are coming. At Surf Expo I will make it a personal quest to continue to search for the truth as to just who THEY are.
In the meantime if you want to do business on the East Coast I highly recommend you register for Surf Expo today. You don’t want to be tagged with a group that we cannot even prove exists.
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